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Lorelei: (On the phone) Hello?
Emily: I've been trying to get you all afternoon, you are impossible to reach. 
Lorelei: There's no messages on the machine.
Emily: I don't leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine I'd talk to my VCR. Where were you?
Lorelei: At a wake.
Emily: A what?
Lorelei: A wake. A funeral.
Emily: A funeral? Whose?
Lorelei: It was for the neighbour's cat.
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Lorelei: Mom?
Emily: Hold on, I'm loking up "aneurysm" in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one.

sallyjarvis:

I want a dog like Paul Anka :)

popculturebrain:

Character Posters: The Hunger Games | The Hobt

The photos are solid, but the layout of the title and poster information isn’t.

Can’t wait 4 movie 2 come out! <3

white lips, pale face: This one is for the boys with the boomin’ system, top down AC with the... »

just-another-slutty-summer:

This one is for the boys with the boomin’ system, top down AC with the cooler system, when he come up in the club he be blazin’ up, got stacks on deck like he savin up. And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal, he pop bottles and he got the right kinda bill, he cold, he dope, he might sell coke,…

LOVE this song <3

selenawhisperer:

Reblog if you love Britney. ♥

digdipper:

FML story. LOL! saw this on twitter, clearly not mine.

Cute conversation.

me: you're silly:)
him: well you're a dork :)
me: i know, it's embarrassing.
him: no, I like dorky girls :)
me: but not me. remember? I told ya, guys don't like me.
him: I like you :)
me: but not like, like...
him: how do you know I don't like, like you?
me: I don't, but no one does so I assume you don't..
him: don't assume!
me: okay, sorry for assuming.
him: it's okay. sorry for yelling. lol
me: lol. so you do like me or? haha I'm confused.
him: haha it's a secret :)
me: aw darn!
him: do you like me?..
me: well. I don't keep secrets well. Yes, I do.
him: :O really? :D
me: haha yess.(:
him: aww. :) Gabriel + Hannah = Hanbriel haha
me: that's such a cute couple name :) just sayin'.
him: it is :)
me: too bad we aren't a couple. coughcough(:
him: hmm..wonder what's gonna happen tomorrow :)

whatjuliasaid:

tumblr vs. facebook

i can’t do it… i can’t visit alison at the hospital

riskydeer:

i don’t think i’ll be able to handle her funeral either..